Day One on the Jill Hesketh diet plan [said in an over-indulgent Geordie accent] (which is actually the UK's most popular and unpopular accent simultaneously !)
I decided at last, that my extra weight needed to disappear. I talked food-sense to myself for days. I filled the fridge with healthy eating options. And then went to the local bakers and bought a Cornish Pastie [even though I live in Lancashire].
Being kind to myself, I allowed myself the weekend off. The diet would begin Monday 28th February. You are now a witness.
Day 1. Monday. [still in Geordie accent I gather ...?] Jill's first day of Jill's Diet Plan.
Breakfast:
3 squeezed oranges. [I know pet, I know - I should eat the fleshy bit too]
1 Eccles cake ~ [only a small one with no extra sugar or butter - honest]
Half packet Cadburys caramel [495 calories per 100g] (other half hidden for later)
1.5 beakers strong Nescafe [no sugar]
All this and not even a sign of a hangover !
The thing is, I felt really bad after breakfast. So bad, that I didn't have anything sweet at lunch-time - Just a beef-salad bap - but they were quite small, so I had 2.
Later, I felt really bad about that and decided to make amends.
Dinner:
Chicken Salad ! [No bread, baked potato or pasta in creamy-calorie-laden-extravaganza] No wine [!] Result ! I'd made the transition.
Later, I was a tad hungry. I couldn't find the half bag of Cadbury Nibbles so I extracted a tiny contained from the fridge. Some sort of Rolo puree. Yes, you read it correctly. I'm still not sure why liquid Rolos are necessary - other than if you can't find the Cadbury Nibbles.
Tomorrow. Hmmm. Tomorrow will be Day 2. Tuesday. On the Jill Hesketh Diet [still in Geordie accent please].
Jill
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